(Start with BBC NEWS THEME TUNE)

Charlie: Hey Steve! Steve! Come check this out!

(Distant response)

Steve: What?

Charlie: Just come!

Steve: OK one sec...

3 second pause

Charlie: Why you taking so long? (annoyed tone)

Steve: I’m just watching BBC News calm it!

Charlie: Swear down thats what i was gonna show you!

Steve: Well why aren't you watching it? Its on every wednesday at 9pm !
VOICE: Everyones watching it, why don’t you?